A mouse in my hand bag! April 5, 2008

GAF (Great Aunt Phyllis)
AIM (Andrea Isabel Morgan)
GAF: Andrea Can you have a look in my handbag?
AIM: Why Phyllis?
GAF: I think there’s a mouse in my hand bag
AIM: Why do you think that Phyllis?
GAF: Because its chewed my toilet bag
AIM: Which toilet bag is that Phyllis?
GAF: The little [...]

Bloody IRD April 3, 2008

I get home to a notice from the IRD telling me I owe them $79.21 … this is after I have rung them trillions of times to confirm I do not owe them anything as I have just friggin well paid them over $4,000 in tax … then they tell me they are going to [...]

The Potatoes April 1, 2008

I get home … have had the corned beef in the crockpot all day – beautfully cooked when I get in the door. I peel the spuds, kkumara and carrots. Put them on, then give Phyllis her water with the constipation stuff in it …
tell her I will be back in about 40 mins [...]

Day 3 April 1, 2008

I feel like Im doing a prison sentence here …
Should be having a shower (cold one as I did not ring the electrician yesterday about no hot water) but I am in no move mode.
Phyllis had a bit of a break through last night … after being to the toilet a million times she [...]

Easter Monday March 24, 2008

Gee wizz – can Easter start again? PUUUULEEEZE …
Been to Hamilton on Saturday, Sunday was on call … then had to rush Tana the Nana to vet as next door threw a hunk of wood at him as he chased their cat. Its not broken – he on painkillers and is very quiet, [...]

Mokoroa March 21, 2008

Geez just walked around the hill in town and when I measured it it was ONLY 4.5k. Hooo hum … Took 58 mins with a toilet stop and bought a drink in a shop that I am sure should not be open, but who cares I needed a drink.
Beaut day here, Im going to [...]

My last Day of Leisure January 5, 2008

Turned into sorting out 6 bulls in a Kiwi Zone area … because my boss took his son up to Auckland International Airport and muggins here answered the phone. Not to matter I ended up meeting Fernando and Ruffin (two miniature donkeys) while going door to door in the hills trying to find the [...]

Last Day 2moro January 1, 2008

Well it will be my last day of leisure tomorrow … and Im taking the dogs gun dog trialling in Rotorua again … I did Mums lawns today and also got some of her gear packed … then lugged one of the china cabinets I picked around here. Have unpacked all the crystal and [...]

Holidays December 30, 2007

Gee this is the longest break I have had in years. Been to Hamilton and had a few laughs. Had roast lamb for my birthday at Delys and Daves. Jennifer was going to Christchurch so had it a day early. I got presents!
Bought some new shoes today with my birthday money. [...]

Is Everyone Organised! December 23, 2007

I have everything under control except one present for Rhys … I am not happy with what I have got him. So I may have to resort to putting money into his account, but I wanted to give them presents this year as I have been putting money into there accounts … I will [...]